Standard fantasy-themed casino/hotel. Rooms are ok. Better than a chain motel, less than average for a modern vegas hotel.
Easy Valet Access and no security at the elevators means it's a great and inexpensive location for a romantic interlude with a professional. If the decor was a little classier this would be a 4-star for sure!
The pirates show is... real real lame. Imagine a story book written by a dumb stripper, without the nudity.