All the machines are new and work well. The place is super clean. There's wifi. Most of the machines take credit cards. The staff was nice. I was the last load allowed at 7 PM and stayed a bit after the rest of the customers folding my laundry. Next time I'll plan ahead a little better.
Also: THE DRYERS ARE FREE! I can't overstate how amazing that is. I have been getting so pissed at the machines in my building which don't work properly half the time. I'm driving here from now on. It's cheaper and works better.
Seriously, it never occurred to me to give 5 stars to a laundromat before, but this place has earned it.