Pretentious as F. Do not let the word "diner" in the name or the fact that its in an older diner confuse you. This is not a place you go for simple and filling food. There must be 30+ different (non-alcoholic) drinks on the menu and like 10 food items. I had the club sandwich as it seemed like a safe bet, but the only good thing on it was the bacon. Way too much money for what you get. If you're meeting up with a bunch of your friends from Tumblr and you want to post pics of said meeting on FB, this is the place. If you actually want a meal, go anywhere else.