Meh, at least it was free.
A few sorta scantily clad ladies danced around and made a poor effort to lip synch to bad music. If I were a pirate captain in strange waters, I certainly wouldn't be lured off course by these hussies.
A few explosions and high dives made it a little more interesting, but I hear that the older version without the sirens was a lot more fun. Too bad they felt the need to sexy up everything.
If you do stop by, be sure to grab a giant skull mug of alcoholic slush. It was around $18 for 32 oz. with $12 refills. Best part of the show.