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  • How many of you out there are a fan of sweet and sour pork ? You probably then know how its is supposed to look and most importantly how it is supposed to taste. Well the sweet and sour pork I got from this joint tasted like " a la the old built up grease off the grill".Look please relize i'm not getting paid for this, therefore would not lie, I call em like i see em in this case like I taste em. When I got home and started grubbing I thought maybe I got caught in a time/space warp continuem or some shit and got the food from Waffle house in 1953.It was barely edible. The vegetables were not crisp and i always thought bell peppers were med to dark green in color. I ASKED FOR and paid the man for extra vegetables and he acted like he had to put me through college, cmon bell pepper, pineapple, onion, and carrots are cheap I know it and you know it.So on to the special house fried rice....what part of the house did it come from ? Survey said, " under the house". I didnt exactly have to fight my way in through the entrance, down one of two lanes and up to counter to place my order. Wasnt anyone there when i arrived as when i left. With that being stated would it place the restaurant in bankruptcy to put a little more meat in the so called "special house" rice. Rice is cheaper than a ass kicking. I been up to the asian market, you can buy a 50 lb sack for probably under 20.00. Unless you were a cook in the armed sevices or the midnight mission very few of you all can fathom just how much a 50 lb bag of rice can actually produce. Probably enough to fill the bed of your XL350 OR G3500, I dont really wanna think about it. Anyhow the cook needs to get with that "brutha"... what's his name ? Oh yeah Uncle Ben. The texture of the rice was clumpy, for lack of a better world and to me it had no flavor. Lastly, lets talk about the spring rolls. Normally springs that I've bought else where in N. Glendale where inch and half in diameter 4 to 5 inches long. The once i bought from express where big around as your pinky. I could live with the size if they tasted good, again l tasted old grill grease. Probably the worst portion of this whole dining experince was the return. I actually dreaded having to go back because 1- I knew we would communicate poorly and 2- I knew that the man would think I was just trying to get over on him. Being a seeker of truth not always justice I had to go back. I kept it cool as he ran down his speel and we agreed on HALF ORDER OF EACH to compensate me. A couple of minutes later the lady handed me a bag it contained a pint of fried rice and one packet of soy sauce. Now let's see how your reading absorbtion and comprehension levels are currently ? Do you think I'll be going back to G.R.E. ?
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