I'm not quite sure why the restaurant is categorized under "salads" and "vegetarian." I don't know that the menu has any more salad or vegetarian items than most other restaurants. That aside, I really wanted to love The Greene House, as I have been a supporter of all the other Fox restaurants I've visited. This one missed the mark for me. There was nothing unique about the menu and the food was underwhelming. On the bright side, I thought the decor was nice.
I was particularly excited about trying it out because the description boasted healthy fare. I figured I couldn't go wrong with the kale salad. Well, I could...and did! The salad was swimming in dressing and had the equivalent of a block of cheese in it. To make matters worse, the flavors in the salad just didn't go well together. I generally like most salads but this one was bad. After the bad salad, I threw my health kick to the winds and opted for dessert. Surely, the restaurant could redeem itself with some sugary goodness. Eh, not so much. I tried the pineapple rum cake with vanilla gelato. What a disappointment. It tasted like a slightly warmed honeybun with whipped frosting on top. That might sound appealing to some but I didn't care for it at all. When I splurge on calories, I want to be blown away! Sadly, this just wasn't it. I didn't finish the salad or dessert.
The positive side of the visit: the waitress was awesome. She was very friendly and attentive. She suggested a fruit-muddled mojito that was quite yummy. I'm in no rush to return.