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| - Fries with steak on top loaded with fancy flavors? Yes please! The Bitchin' Fries were precisely as described - and not at all akin to the wannabe gourmet poutines found across TO. The beef was beautifully sliced, seasoned, and just rare enough to sink your teeth into. Perfect amount of salt, cheese. The lemon balm buttery herb topping was the clincher here. Because of it's presence and it's lacking ability to last forever, I nearly licked the container. Portion size was fair, I just really really wanted more! Blood Orange San Pellegrino was a refreshing departure from the cokes and root beers on other trucks. Other menu items were sold out at 2 AM, nbd.
So maybe the girls on this truck could work on their professionalism a tiny bit.....I get it, they are bitches or whatever....it was Nuit Blanche....it was super late.....but still. They cut off the line because they needed to restock - perfectly understandable given the extreme conditions that Nuit Blanche presents. But when they got blank looks from the dazed art-goers who had been patiently waiting in line, they shared this gem:
"We need to like prep and stuff, unless you like, wanna eat raw meat, that's fine with us."
ahhhh Gourmet Bitches. I love your snacks and quirks. Keep putting luscious steak soaked in a dreamy lemon balm concoction on top of my french fries and you can talk to me however you want.
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