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this is a MEAT store, people! if you know me at all, you know i love meat. love. meat. and spirits.
i don't like candy, cupcakes or sweets at all. so this is like MY own version of a candy store. the selection and quality of their meats are the key selling points at von hansons. jam packed full of carnivores every time i go... but there's something comforting about standing shoulder to shoulder with my fellow meat eaters. like a tribe. salivating over meat. the meat sitting there on display, behind the glass, like shimmery diamonds of gastronomical hedonism. i have no idea what the hell that meant exactly, but you get the picture.
on many a sunday you'll see me behind a grill (ok, i don't actually do the grilling, but i do stand admiringly around the flames grinning like a fiend). so this means almost every saturday i make a stop at von hansons.
here's just *some* of their tasty morsels on display:
beef kabobs
bacon wrapped ribeye
t-bones
sirloin
filet mignon (never leave here without one)
NY strip
porterhouse
lemon pepper seasoned chicken
garlic chicken
whole chicken roasters
stuffed chicken breasts
pork roast
pork chops
pork tenderloin
smoked salmon
cajun jerky
BACON
summer sausages
bratwurst
polish sausage
turkey jerky
cheddar dogs
bbq smokes
season hamburger patties
they also carry a full line of deli meats, cheeses, potato salads, cole slaw, garlic breads, seafood, desserts...... BEER! let me say it again, BEER.
i could go on and on.
but i won't.
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