The Cheesecake Factory, aka 'Ole Trusty.
You don't come here for their culinary prowess or ambiance. You come here for the giant portion sizes,1000+ calorie slices of cheesecake and wear stretchy pants and flip flops without judgement.
The menu is outrageously huge, so even your adult sister with the palate of a 5 year old will find something that they will not complain (too much) about.
So glad to have this, not really a factory, factory, in town.