So first of all the place isn't really interesting enough to be called something this corny. It's a basic diner with basic diner food. The eggs were small, French toast was bland, bacon was dry and sausage looked like it was reheated and rolled in oil to freshen them up. Overall the breakfast dish I had wouldn't bring me back.
My guest had the double burger special and he liked it, I tried the fries and they tasted frozen, fresh fried. The one thing they had going for them was consistency... The staff was as bland as the food and equally as interesting.
The menu is a little complicated, the cashier made no recommendations and should have just had an ordering button on her forehead. At least that would've have been cooler.
I might pop back in and try the burger before I decide to call it quits. After all, there aren't too many options for good food in Surprise... No surprise.