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  • I don't know how this place stays open for business. Seriously, my order was simple: two hot dogs, fries, and a Cinnabon dessert. How much trouble can this order be? The fries had an opaque, raw-potato color, with no "golden brown and delicious" look at all. If fact, the fries looked as though they had absorbed the cooking oil, which gave them a glossy look. When you grab some fries to dip them in ketchup, your fingers get covered in cold grease and the fries droop and hang limp from your finger, like an al dente pasta noodle. The fries taste and feel like they were swirled around in two-week-old lukewarm oil to make them hotter than room temperature and ready to serve. Holy smokes! How unappetizing! When I asked my 27yo daughter to try the fries, she said no, the fries are always served like that and she never orders/eats them. Unreal. The hot dogs were generally uneventful, so, we move on to dessert. The Cinnabon (normally) is a delightful, fluffy little baked treat. The Cinnabon served at this place would probably be fluffy and delicious IF THEY ACTUALLY COOKED THE THING! The dough hadn't even risen, yet. Sitting under the plastic cover of the dish were small lumps of indescribable food stuff covered with cinnamon and liquid sugar - inedible. I would LOVE to meet the owner of this insult to the consumer, so that I might explain what a JOKE the manager of this dump really is. There is no oversight to the production in this place. Dessert was not at all dessert, in fact, it was a godsend. This dessert moved me to take the loss and rather than express my disappointment to management, I will simply never return to this disgrace of a restaurant...E.V.E.R!
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