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  • I must be the village idiot because I always get an intestinal condition (D-word) when I eat at Panda Express. But I was hungry and it was a very late lunch and I thought it would be fast. I had Bejing beef and rice bowl. The beef was so over cooked that it was like dehydrated space food left over from an Apollo mission (that was a while back). The rice was so over steamed and mushy, that it was like mortar. I used to eat here often because sometimes I want vegetables, but no matter what I get here, I get Diarrhea. Yep, I used the "D" word. And it's every time. And it's been enough, that I am positive that the condition is not from something else. Today, I felt sick to my stomach all day and kept burping up the nasty over cooked dehydrated beef. So, I'm officially done giving them "one more chance". The tables are often not cleaned and the servers are more interested in servicing the drive through, so you have to stand for a long time before getting served, and once you do, it's hit or miss whether or not the register person is able to get you through the line without your food getting cold. And heaven forbid you get there right at the top of the lunch hour because it's almost impossible to get through there without standing forever. And if they tell you an empty dish will be out in "three to five minutes" which is their standard quoted time frame, just know it could be 10 minutes, and the rest of your food could be cold by then.
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