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  • Holy cow, I can't believe nobody has reviewed this place yet! I had my Lasik eye surgery done here a few years ago and it went fantastic. At first my experience was a little like dealing with a car dealership. They were running a radio ad that said the surgery started at $499 per eye, which was a great deal at the time. Well I went in, they tested my eyes, and of course with my horrible vision it was going to be more expensive. I told them I had planned on paying the ad price and couldn't pay any more. Sort of true, I just wanted that price. The negotiations began, and even included the "I have to go check with my manager" part. They kept coming down in laughable increments, and I just kept rejecting their lame offers. I love when people underestimate me. Finally, she came back with the offer of $550 per eye. I decided to go with it since it was on $50 more per eye than I anticipated, and because she ran back and forth so many times to her manager for approval. I think that part took longer than the actually surgery. Day of surgery I went in, they gave me a Valium (thanks), did my surgery, and 30 minutes later I was leaving with 20/15 vision and an Ambien. I went home, slept till the next day, and have lived happily ever after since!
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