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  • They appear to have removed all waitresses from this location. That being said, everything else is the same except the kitchen. Good lord, what a change. Have eaten here twice in the last two weeks and it's been beyond horrible. I just ordered what is basically a hot dog and fries. Had better at a ball park. A really bad ball park. Imagine taking frozen French fries and dunking them in a frier. Then go on a trip to the French Alps. Then adopt a French poodle. Raise that poodle from puppy until it starts to bite into your wallet with extensive senior canine veterinarian bills. Then build a time machine, go back in time, with the French fries still cooking in your machine, and assist Madame Curie with discovering the basis of radiation. Then hang out until today, letting all of those decades past until you can safely come back into PTs without disrupting the spacetime continuum, and have them serve you your fries. That's about how done your fries will be. I literally cracked one open and it was hallow inside. Just a shell of a tired worn out time traveling fry. Disgusting. No more food from here. Thank you very much. Adios. Bleh. Eric.
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