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  • XO is an all right, sort of, kind of, OK karaoke bar in Koreatown. It's a sticky, sweaty place with thirteen rooms (in three sizes) that smells like beer and hot bodies. According to their website, it's $20 per hour for a five person room. $40 for a 10 person room, and $60 for a 20 person room. Pretty standard for this strip, I believe. As our group grew over the evening, we graduated from a medium to a large room. The large room was awkwardly laid out. I took the liberty of graphing price per person, quantity of people, and a coefficient of fun[1] against time: http://i.imgur.com/tuGbZJR.jpg As you can see, the sweet spot of fun peaks for the middle-sized room. As your group and room gets larger, service grinds to a halt, the awkward layout makes it harder for everyone to see the screen and the general experience is less fun. This is science, people, don't argue. The staff are also a touch on the defensive. It's true that hipsters like to sneak in alcohol in back-pocket flasks, but having the servers declare that they "will catch you" was a bit Tommy-Lee-Jones-esque and offputting. Add the decrepit facilities and this place makes BarPlus on Yonge street look like Caesar's Palace. And since their prices are only marginally higher for facilities that are exponentially classier, I'll probably be taking my karaoke needs downtown from now on. Obligatory Title Pun: I am NAUGHT likely to CROSS paths with them again. Menu Readability: I found their songbook a bit hard to navigate to be honest. Need to mention: Lots of stairs. Be wary drunkos. What this place teaches me about myself: Yeah, I'll graph out my karaoke experiences. Wanna fight about it? _____ [1] Coefficient of fun is a unitless measure that combines Enjoyment, Glee, Mirth and Happiness. It is inversely proportional to the coefficient of lame.
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