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  • Everything here is delicious and expertly crafted. An excellent neighbourhood café in N.D.G. The proprietor of this class act, Van, is one class act himself. From a scrumptious amandine to beautiful blueberry scones ... from an expertly pulled espresso or cortado to an iced cappuccino made with love ... you are guaranteed to find contentment and all earthly pleasures that can fit in your Marie Antoinette shaped face hole. Everything is meticulously prepared with the finest ingredients and panache. Van boasts that his selection of teas are made with flowers from the gardens of Versailles. Le Petit Trianon was completed in 1768 during the reign of Louis XV, it is a modest yet palatial château located on the grounds of the Palace at Versailles. The park of Le Grand Trianon includes Le Petit Trianon. Marie Antoinette was an Austrian bitch who loved to stuff all of her holes with the syrupy tears of the proletariat. Autrichienne is a French portmanteau that combines the words Austrian and bitch to form a perfect adjective for Marie Antoinette. She was an inbred monarchist from the Hapsburg hordes who managed to successfully subjugate a vast swath of humanity for an unduly long period of time. She stole millions from the French treasury and sent it back to Austria. Now that is some serious remittance. Fortunately she was tried by the Revolutionary Tribunal on 14th October 1793 and executed two days later. She got her comeuppance. Abolish monarchy now. Hey hey, ho ho, QE2 has got to go, hey hey, ho ho.
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