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  • Come here if you like to jump. Really though, you have some rambunctious DJ like Aoki (or could it be Avicii? Martin Garrix??) screaming at you "EVERYBODY FUCKING JUMP!" every forty-seven seconds while the fog machines spray an endless plume of clouds. The bass from the drop rips through your empty soul as you contemplate what you're doing with your life when you've just paid a few grand for a table. Girls in short dresses hover over your 900 dollar bottle of grey goose, extending their empty glasses thirsty for more. You can't hear what they are saying since you're deaf from all the crippling treble and mids of this damn EDM, so you just smile and yell obscenities in response. They smile and nod back, surely unaware of anything you said. Their eyes are glazed over from the alochol, and you realize they are just as souless as you. I guess the chandelier is really cool!!!!!!!
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