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  • The prices are a bit of a turnoff, but the food is definitely authentic! The wieners on my wurstplatte were composed of beef, pig, and two thin chicken ones. As soon as I was about to bite into my dinner, I was interrupted by the excited screaming of some random white dude who was getting spanked by a "German" mistress behind me. Yes, you heard that right. There are German Mistresses here with paddles, like those wooden ones you see that were meant spanking school girls. The mistresses wear the same exact uniform as the rest of the front staff, so I don't know if SHE was gonna spank me, the HOST was gonna spank me, or the BARTENDER was gonna grab the paddle and get wild on me. So I asked the guy serving me food and drink, "Is it normal?", and he told me it's somehow related to taking shots of Jagermeister that involves being paddled. Note to newcomers, never, ever, order a shot of Jager unless you are expecting some random female to grab a paddle and start paddling your ass away!
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