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| - I've seen a guy write positive reviews with song lyrics, so I'm going to try a different route. This place was just bad.
To the tune of Taylor Swifts new single "Look What You Made Me Do".
I don't like your bad decour
Don't like your dirty floor
The amount you made me pay
Of the food, no, I don't like you
I don't like your dry turkey
How you barely cooked fries
You said the ribs were divine
Werent though, no, I don't like them(oh!)
But the food got worse, so much worse, not worth a dime
Honey, it was bland, so very bland try some rub sometime
I've had some bad bbq, and yours is in red, underlined
I check it once, then I check it twice, oh!
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look at this bad review
Look what you just made me do
You inspired this bad review
Ooh, look what you made me do
The pulled pork was dry too
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me do
"I'm sorry, the old Michael can't come to the phone right now."
"Why?"
"Oh, 'cause he choked on burnt corn" (ohh!)
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