I went back and actually got pretty decent service. Although I think I'm just too white trash and not enough hipster for this sort of place
My burger and drink ended up costing something like $19. Ridiculous. At Red Robin for around $12 you can get a burger, all-you-can-eat steak fries, and a drink.
The fries here are little tiny shoestring things that don't taste anything like potatoes. What's the point? I want steak fries dammit.
The bun is this weird sugary glazed dinner roll type thing. It confuses my mouth.