A vegetarian perspective:
Lo-lo's Chicky and Wafflin' is like your childhood. Think back to when the world was simple and everything made sense, even if the experience was new. Now we have global warming and a looming ice age and cheap gas and expensive wars and people just not getting along.
Lo-los is like "FUCK THAT... drink some cool-aid. But not the cult-spiked kind that will kill you" And you do. With good friends. Your very best friends. And they eat Mac and Cheese and the skin and legs of things that used to live. And you enjoy the conversation. The people around you say things like "You may not agree with National Socialism but at least it's an ethos!"
And you leave and there's a 1965 Pink Cadillac parked out side. And you think of what a DB Travis Barker is...
Additionally, the waffles are really good. Tasty, in fact.