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  • I decided to take a look at this place out of curiosity from the many ads placed in local free weekly papers like LV Weekly and Citylife, and occasionally hearing cab drivers mumble about it when asked about kinky clubs. I agree with these other yelp reviewers. Don't inflict this "Dive Swingers Dungeon" on yourself. It sucks. It's in commercial center on east Sahara, which is a dump and awaiting the wrecking ball, and this building is one of the least maintained businesses there. It's a stye. Uggh. I felt like I needed a full body hose down after setting foot in there, which I only did so I could yelp about it. Oh also to find out how much it would cost to have a hooker sh_t on me. For sh_ts and giggles, and so I could impress others with an accurate price quote during pleasant after dinner conversations. Anyways, I got there at 10 on a Thursday and asked the guy at the door if I could check it out before paying the cover and surprise, he let me. It's hugely poorly lit and was mostly empty, so I didn't see anyone having sex. No voyeuristic treats for me that night. I did run into a stripper/crack whore in one corner who seemed awfully lonely. She was quietly sipping a beer. I asked her how much it would cost for her to sh_t on my chest while I jacked off and after a moment of eyeing me she replied "$200 for you sweetheart - we can use saran wrap if you want, they've got some up front". So the relatively quick response horrified me for two reasons - one, she has evidently done that before, and two, she seemed ready to make it happen. I was sort of going for a shock reaction. But I ended up being the one flinching first, saying ah "ok fantastic let me just find the restroom first," and scampering away, tail between legs, eager to leave this dark dark pitch black corner of the Vegas landscape behind me for good. I thought about not even yelping this, the experience was so bad, but if it saves someone else an awful trip, perhaps it's worth it.
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