For real. It is Christmas day. We are here with friends having a good time. Playing dice and just relaxing. It's a goddamn bar, and we for real just got yelled at because we were laughing too loud and making too much noise playing bar dice. It's a bar. And it's Christmas. This place is too hoity toity nose in the air and rigid and stuck up for anyone that would want to have a good time. Instead, we would rather listen to shitty music in a bunch of old people bitching about taxes.
It's a f'n BAR!!!!!!!!!!!