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| - If you enjoy sitting in a silent dark room and listen to performers laugh at some inside jokes, this show is for you. I decided to take a last min road trip to visit my friends and after dinner we looked for the highest rated show in the area. DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE RATING!!!! We went to a 9:45 show on Saturday night, other than one large group of young adults, the crowd was obviously filled with a few parents and relatives of the performers (where I'm assuming all these 5 star ratings are from). The venue itself is pretty nice, very clean and nicely decorated. The poor young lady at the front desk was a little slow and couldn't really understand how the payment system worked, but you can let stuff like that pass because we were in no hurry. We then grabbed a beer and some candy, which was a nice addition had the show been any good. On that point, the selection of beer was pretty good. They had some nice local ones and your obvious pbr and coronas. My female friend wanted some wine but they had run out during the 7:45 show, the first red flag. Was the earlier show so bad that there was a run on all the wine? Did they make a run on the empty bottles to throw at the stage? Lord only knows, but we were about to fall down the pathetic rabbit hole and went to find our seats. The show started with warnings about using any bad language and them putting a bag on your head (confusing), for a late night show it felt very Draconian (let it slide). There is also the explanation of the silly point system that seems to matter very little to anyone(more confused). Now the "performances" were all disjointed, mostly mumbles and the only laughs were coming from the "team mates" on the stage. That is an awful way to watch a show. They would take suggestions from the audience but decided to go with some ridiculous obviously juvenile suggestions. You can't start a fire with Teddy Roosevelt as your fuel, uggggghhh YOU JUST CAN'T! Now after 30 min or so of some more awkward bumbling around the stage they decided to pick on a poor girl who was having a birthday party. Then for the next 30 min they called her husband fat, alluded to the fact that she was an alcoholic and suggested that her children were mentally handicapped. This took the show from wanting to be a family friendly experience (their words not mine) to a bad impression of Howard Stern trying to berate the audience member. This is just in bad taste and frankly just Awful!!! The funniest part of the night was a twitter feed had been set up to make fun of the performers, pretty hilarious. It's a very bad sign when at least half of the audience is on the Internet trying to find something funnier. The whole experience made me cringe for days. 5 days later I'm still fuming over the whole thing. They should scrap all the actors, stop trying to be non-topical and flush out all the bugs BEFORE the performances. Shame on you, FOR SHAME!!!!
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