Let's start with the worst part - my partner-in-crime found a lovely thick black hair woven through his last slice of pork in his ramen! I immediately called the waitress, and her solution was to try to give us another bowl of ramen, but the shoyu was so over-salted and he was soo grossed out that we declined it. She then gave us a coupon for free gyoza (dumplings) which had fine print saying you have to purchase a bowl of ramen to redeem it. When this was happening, I was only halfway through my own bowl of ramen and she handed us the bill and said she'd taken off 50% for the one bowl of ramen with the hair in it. Then constantly checked back to see if we had put down money even though I was still eating. It felt like she was trying to shoo us out - just ridiculous.
I ordered the original and he ordered the Shoyu. The original had thick layer of oil on top with almost no taste, which I found odd because I've had it before and remember it having much more taste to it. The shoyu was extremely salty, it was unbelievable and hard to finish - especially after we found the black hair in it.
We paid, left the coupon as we knew we would never return, and walked out the door.