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  • My last review was so offensive that the good people at Yelp decided to delete it. If you want my review in it's entirety, feel free to message me. You won't be disappointed, well...unless you go to this restaurant. JUST BAD. Here's some work appropriate highlights of that review: First of all this place is in Town and Country. Notorious for sucking. This place is crowded, noisy, pretentious and almost as white and privileged as grassroots next door, a place that also sucks. The drinks are weak and the portions are tiny. Don't order the Farinata, because it tastes like a piece of burnt air. You can get the same effect wrapping your lips around a hair dryer before you arrive. The other stuff on the menu seems to change quite a bit and is massively overpriced. You shouldn't drop over $100 anywhere on earth and leave hungry. Especially at TOWN AND F-ING COUNTRY. I ordered a random pasta that was ~$25 and got maybe 6 ounces of total food. Possibly 400 calories. I'm still hungry. WHY AM I STILL HUNGRY? THIS IS DINNER. I get that you want everyone to come in and give you $75 a head, the problem is: YOU'RE IN TOWN AND COUNTRY CRAMMING PEOPLE INTO SHITTY LITTLE WOODEN TABLES INCHES FROM EACH OTHER. Get fucking real. You've fooled some of the people, some of the time. Congrats.
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