| rev:text | 	The Duce - a boxing ring, etc.!
Knock-out:
- s'mores cheesecake "for four" "people" blowtorched to order.
- bacon mac 'n' cheese muffins because don't be a sociopath just get them.
- the chicken pot pie that will accompany Marie Callender's resignation letter.
- ping pong, hula hooping, karaoke, vintage kitchen, bleachers, memorabilia, nostalgia.  
Other boxing term for decent:
- banana cream pie milkshake brings a few boys to the yard.
- noodle kugel, served cold and fruity for instant "Shabbat moment" flavor.
- breakfast and meatball slider rated edible by 9/10 gastroenterologists.
- tons of seating only it's hot AF and everyone wants to be at the 4 cool tables.
Third boxing term for not preferable:
- chicken sausage reminiscent of wet cat food in a tube.
- corn hole.
I don't know sh*t about boxing. Not all the food is awesome, but pretty much everything else is, and the festivities are free. Also, all the food was made in a trailer so stop whining. Now get up in the ring and lemme hear ya sing "ROXXXXAAAAANE." |