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  • My friend and I had just seen a movie and were really happy. Then we went here - the restaurant. We ordered with our eyes - a Mexican bean dip and tortilla chips along with tasty bucket of fries. What could possibly go wrong? Personally I've always loved cream cheese. Fancy or philly it didn't matter. And yet when Lance placed the "Mexican" bean dip platter in front of us and I dunked my first burnt piece of pita into that hot cheesy ooze I knew I'd been duped. You see the thing about cream cheese is it's not Mexican, it's Hungarian (Europe). So you can imagine the internal let down. We had to tell Lance. When he was done with the other table's fork drop he popped his butt over to our table to ask how "everything was going". Not good Lance, not good. We couldn't lie anymore, the truth had to come out. Lance took all the cream cheese off the bill, sorry "Mexican food". What a guy! He even brought some tips over for a board game we were playing. Yes, the resto also has entertainment. His news about our board game wasn't great though "this game needs more than two players". But hey, a good restaurant just needs one player. Thanks Lance, you're a true player.
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