Dear Vegas,
Stop voting Metro our city's best pizza. It makes us look like a bunch of uncultured schmucks.
Anyone who says that Metro is anything like authentic New York style pizza has no idea what they're talking about.
This may be the greasiest pizza I have ever eaten. Sloppy, soggy and oily even when you think you're getting a fresh slice. And the crust tastes like Chef Boy-Ar-Dee pizza in a box.
New Yorkers wouldn't wipe their ass with this pizza. Certainly not with all that grease.
Skip Metro unless you're getting free slices and beers in the mail from Ellis Island.