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  • Woah. I'm not entirely sure of what the hell happened here but this place is a total nightmare. It's essentially a combination of all the worst things: a chaotic, windowless "restaurant" in the far back of a mazelike circus-themed hotel, with an extensive menu reminiscent of airplane or cafeteria food. (the mac and cheese was astonishingly horrible, in a orange/plastic-y cheese kinda way, and everything else just had that gross, re-heated/over-processed taste to it) Being in a bleak, dated, windowless room with stale food and the sounds of several children screaming/crying was bad enough. I was sure that I was truly in the ultimate purgatorial situation when OF COURSE some clown on stilts** walks into the restaurant and maintains eye contact with me long enough for me to drop everything and uhhmaybe run out of the restaurant and uhhmaybe leave my boyfriend behind. (Note: you prepay before you enter the actual buffet, so it's not like I just left without paying!) **to be fair, my fear of clowns should probably have been addressed before agreeing to eat here, because WHY WOULDN'T there be a dude dressed as a clown waltzing through the place and staring whomever they please? REGARDLESS this still doesn't change the fact that this food is not actually food and the ambience is downright bleak. Don't waste your time!
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