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| - Yup, I fell for it again!
It was super-late, and not willing to brave McDoofus' drive through, I gave Johnny's another shot. ERROR!
I SO should have driven to Real McCoy or Burger Shack, even Wendy's.
Frozen Scheiders-style ultra-thin cereal-laden patty, cheap frozen McCain fries, grumpy staff, zero parking, it's just awful!
HOW do people love this place?? really??
OK, so a closer reading of the other reviews and I've figured it out!
First let me say that I DO indeed love the premium burgers at places like Burger's Priest and Sinner's Burgers, but I am not a snob, I also love Real McCoy in Scarberia, Golden Star North York, and Burger Shack down near Eglinton, west of Yonge. But NOT Johnny's!
Read each review, and the problem becomes clear - EVERY 4 and 5 star review mentions either price, or nostalgia. "I used to come here when I was a drunk student" or "This is a great burger for $3". There's the trouble. I want a great burger, not "the most meat flavoured cereal filler $3 can buy" nor "The burger I used to love, after I'd vomit Bacardi Breezers in a parking lot."
Save your money, go to Real McCoy, Golden Star, Burger Shack, Harvey's, Wendy's, ANYWHERE, just don't fall for the nostalgia-tainted opinions listed below ;)
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