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  • SWINGERS CLUB?!?!? In the skanky Commercial Center? Well, if you are going to have a secret club, you might as well have it in the last place the tourists will look I suppose. Needless to say, I would never hook up in any of these places. Ewwwwwwww! I passed A woman with sores all over her face and body at the door. She reassured me that this was a fine place. OMG!!! I want to go home!!!! But it was too mysterious, in this warehouse sized space, I had to look. Ok, my friends, who are conneseurs (sp) at this kind of stuff took me here. My cute female friend X told me, "Look, just hold my hand, and no one will touch you, I promise, we can just look it will be fun!" She said last time she's been there, she saw some CRAZY things--more on that when I update this review. Yuck, and ewww, and people with spray bottles of bleach and paper towels wiping down surfaces. It was not cute people night, old, and creepy people in singles, couples, a really cute stripper, but there is a creepy story behind her, I might update a little later if I ever decided to write for Penthouse, I'll let you know. One redeeming thing about evening, really cute girl topless on a pole, apparently these are not employees, just extroverts. It was like a nightmare really, like a haunted house, super dark lots of corners to hide in with different torture themes, lockers, a grimy spa half filled with water, people having sex, feeling each other up, I held my friend's hand tight as lots of people were looking at us like we were dinner. We were disappointed because my firend said when she was last here, there were gorgeous beautiful people doing very watchable things, and some very disturbing things that you will have horrible nightmares about, but still, very performance art watchable. We went on a Sunday, so maybe that's why we got the dregs. Good concept, but really seedy, and height of 90's interior design, think of your friend's basement of their parent's suburban house decor, but add a hospital scene, s and m room, etc. She and I thought of opening the high end version of this place, with really nice handcarved wood and curtains, rugs, modern spa, when we walked next door and found someone already did it! A review of that high-end swingers club is next.
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