This is where you go when you want to:
A) See what it's like to have time stand still in the drive thru
B) Wait soooooo long that you end up qualifying for AARP
C) Get food poisoning, (assuming you waited long enough to get the food)
D) Feel embarrassed because you wait soooo long in line that the entire town has passed by at least once and seen you waiting for your gastrointestinal beat down.
Awesome!