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  • Hear ye Hear ye! I give to you, R&R Stix. This place is absolutely impossible to describe but I will tell some unreal quick stories. But first, let me describe this place. Have you ever walked into a 1910 circus and walked from tent to tent looking at all the creeps locked in cages? No? Well you are in luck, they are all out of their cages and frequenting this bar. I tell people about this bar from hell and no one believes me....until I bring them there... The first time I went there, I noticed there was a total of 6 teeth in the mouths of all the patrons combined (not including mine). There was a human roller skating around in a HUGE golf tshirt with what looked to be no pants on holding a can of creamed corn. I am not kidding. I still laugh about that to this day. Then, I was told by a friend of mine that the owner is in a little shack out back with like 400 security monitors in it just watching........so I went out back and sure as shit, a little yellow barn with 70 satellite dishes on top of it. I forgot to mention there are crusty dirty undies stapled to the roof everywhere. A swamp cooler blowing warm toilet water air into the building is shielded by a pair of yellowish brown mens hanes boxer briefs so you can make sure you are breathing that fart filter in at all times. I ALSO forgot to mention the bar tenders wear nothing but thongs and bras. If any man ever got turned onto the goblins that work here, take them behind the building and put them down. I get barfy even thinking about it. I pretended it was my birthday and had heard they did something called "Tits On Fire". The bartender told me SHE doesn't do it....but she had the perfect "girl" to do it. She opened up the furnace and pulled out what seemed to be a corpse but it was actually a living person. she put a match in each nipple, lit the matches, sang happy birthday to me and then I had to blow out the matches. I couldn't make something so outrageous up. there are so many more stories I could blab on about but there's not enough time in the day. Get all of your friends, call an uber, make sure you have your entire camera photo album empty because you will take 300000 pictures to show your friends who wont believe the place was actually real, and go to Stix. I also suggest that you are boozed up first. It will help. trust me.
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