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  • Ordered online, delivery showed up without the drinks we ordered. Had to call twice. Pizza is subpar, but thats what you should expect when you order at 1am. My goodness was the sauce unflavorful, it was like a salted ketchup. That cheese was uneventful, it made me seriously doubt that Wisconsin is the dairy state. The pepperoni was alright, it lived up to my now depressed expectations. Had some nacho toppers, ew. They wouldn't pass as good drunk food. You know you are in trouble when the liquid nacho cheese has not solidified after being left at room temp for 7 hours, not even a skin or film has developed. You might ask how much trouble are you in? Well right now I'm sitting on the toilet of my hotel room using a towel to dab the sweat off my forehead, praying I don't pass out from the brown serpent's gas. My knuckles turing white from holding on to the handicap railing as I ride the porcelain coaster. In short, I would recommend getting delivery, grab a movie and tray table and set it up on the toilet to enjoy the pizza. Who knows maybe I had a bad batch, but I eat food past their expiration date and don't have the spiritual experience that I am having currently.
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