Five, impossible.
Four stars for the interesting design of the place.
Three stars for the fact they sell warm & soft pretzels at their concessions.
Two stars for the crazed Chief Illiniwek fans that still stand up during halftime - even though the UIUC was forced to ban the racist mascot from their games. (Yes, I just went there.)
One star for the lack of creativity with the cement interior and uncomfortable seating.
All that averages to about two and a half. So, I guess, let's go with three?