Reid's - it's like a reverse engineered mullet. It's a party in the front and business in the back.
Do you need a collapsable beer pint? How about a statue of the Eiffel Tower? Ooo, I know what you're really looking for-a pecker tray. You guessed it! Penis shaped cake/muffin tin. Or maybe you've been looking for some anime glasses? Or old man squinty glasses? They have those too!
Wander into the back and there's every kind of pen you could possibly want to buy. They all looked so shiny. If I ever pen a novel (like, really pen one), I'd buy a fancy fountain pen from here.
Next time you're in the neighbourhood, take a gander on it... maybe you can bake us some peckcakes.