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  • come on guys. really 3 stars? well, ya, you're probably right. the hotel's quality is 3 star. but my review is giving it an extra star... why? because, damn, you're in a decent hotel RIGHT in the middle of the strip and you're paying like 50 bucks a night. you'd have to stay at imperial palace to get rates like that. also, this place has a smaller wave pool (can't compare to mandalay) and a cool lazy river. yeah, so the patrons of the pool are fat and ugly middle americans, but hey, that just makes you look all the hotter right? i mean, you're not competing with hotties at mandalay or mirage right? you're competing with people that look like goerge costanza right? so anyway, given the fact that I have easy access to the places i really want to go, and can lounge around in a great pool, I give this place an extra star. also, the rooms are not modern. but they are still clean. so if you want to stay on the strip, and be close to stuff you really like, and just want to lounge by the pool, come here. you won't be sorry. but if you're lookin for a hip luxe experience? go to mirage or mandalay. oh one more word of advice... the old "SLIP THE FRONT DESK PERSON A 20 FOR AN UPGRADE TRICK" DOES NOT WORK HERE!!! their computer systems are set up so any upgrades are flagged and then must be explained. yes, i asked last time. if you're lookin for awesome upgrades, try Planet Hollywood. you'll get the best bang for your buck!
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