Some restaurants require poems to describe them. Some- short stories and pictures. This place requires only one sentence: food poisoning free.
Of course, it's probably even less authentic than pseudo-Italian Olive Garden, of course, they have not been sitting on the edge of their seat all day to make your burrito, but hey, I ate there many times and spent the rest of the day antiemetics' free.
And if you do not consider that an accomplishment, then go eat at Burger King next door.