LOVE THIS PLACE.
situations where Grouchy John's might save your life (from an average Vegas local and/or tourist girl perspective):
"why did we get back from the club so late last night? and somehow I gotta force myself to be energized for round 2 tonight?! i already paid for a $60 ticket to see kaskade but wanna nap so badly..what do i do?!"
``````SOLUTION: GROUCHY JOHN'S
"dang it, just binge watched all of Orange is the New Black and totez forgot my philosophy paper is due tomorrow..."
``````SOLUTION: GROUCHY JOHN'S
"FUUU my mom wants me mop the floors but im food coma'd from AYCE SUSHI?!"
``````SOLUTION: GROUCHY JOHN'S
"HOW AM I GONNA SURVIVE EDC WEEKEND?"
``````SOLUTION: GROUCHY JOHN'S. lots of grouchy john's.
"one of my false eyelashes fell off - i KNEW i shouldn't have used the glue from the $1 store! Wait, we gotta be at the club ASAP before guest list closes!! But i look too ratchet to go INSIDE!"
``````SOLUTION: GROUCHY JOHN'S DRIVE THRU (yes you read that correctly they have DRIVE THRU)
"Starbucks is BORING"
``````SOLUTION: GROUCHY JOHN'S
Prepare your body for the plethora of flavors they offer (horchata/almond roca/banana/just to name a few...). Trust me, you will be perplexed by their offerings.
My recent favorite: THE CHUPACABRA! Try it if you like chocolate with a pinch of spiciness!
Workers are nice, board games inside are abundant, free wifi...what can i say? This place is a nice unpretentious cafe that could be anyone's cup of tea.
...or, ya know....coffee.