5 motha sucka 5..
At Dis point you should already be in dis bitch, the rest of this is jus tips for the home boys and drunk girls. Live laugh and lift please.
First thangs first. You know how us smarter folks hit up taco bell and avoid the tacos cuz we ain't want our toilets invaded by Godzilla breath and ass so we jus buy 3 supreme fries instead of those white people tacos. Well my ass learned that here too.
Always just I learned in my life if it got a Q then trust it because it's just such a beautiful and majestic letter, Alphabets ain't the same witout dey Qing. Lol dad joke..
Anyways skip the burrito and get a qaisadilla however you spell dat. When you get axed what toppings and the sweet misses says the lettuce makes it soggy give her the chief keef nah and slap that shit on there (if you're eating there then it won't get soggy don't worry but if you buyin out then call up Andy and order some cuz lettuce like keys on a chain bruh. Then put what you desire and top it off with they hottest sauce.. If you're white it's gonna burn you.. If you're anything else it'll be bout as spicy as maple syrup. Don't be that one homie in the crew that got medium instead of hot sauce..
Now next they gonna give you 2 dipping sauces but HOLD UP Bruh. Tell the scrumptious white girl servin you to give you 2 white sauces or 2 burrito sauces.. That sounds suspect I know fam but I want to be leaf.
Instructions on eatin.. Lawd. You got 4 pieces, 2 of em for 1 dip. 2 of em for another.. Savor that shit. If you're one of those people who decided to get white instead of whole wheat bread you wanna go ahead find the nearest gabage and dash your whole meal in there.
Oh it's 8 bucks. If you see the brotha wit the moustache workin in the back give him a wave, dudes a sweetheart. A burrito Boyz general one would call him.
and ALWAYS say thanks to the staff when you leave. Even the grumpy Asian manager that scares the shit outta me.