Us Asians are professionals when it comes to buffet.
Stretchy pants? check.
Enema the night before? check.
Not filling up on carbs like bread/rice/potatoes to maximize stomach space? check.
Crab legs, cocktail shrimp, all things seafood? check.
Filling up at the dessert station and eating until you're bursting? CHECK!
I'm getting too old for this shit.