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  • Beyond the great retro arcades. Beyond the gangs of Tempe teenagers roaming around aimlessly. Beyond the cinema halls of questionable quality with seats jam-packed like the insides of a sardine can. Beyond the slew of a great selection of 2 buck second-run movies. Pollack Tempe Cinemas is known for something else. Bollywood. Yep, Bollywood. For the fanatical and the curious, you, too, can see, every weekend if you wanted to, a ravishingly beautiful Indian woman run through a field of marigolds accompanied by a swelling musical crescendo while singing in a shrieking high-pitched voice which doesn't match her speaking voice whatsoever as her hero chases behind her but then stops real quick to bust out some fly dance moves and then all of a sudden backup dancers in traditional clothes appear out of nowhere, and miraculously, the hero and the heroine are now wearing different clothes. Then they play hide-and-see behind a tree. And then they stand close, their faces coming together, as if to kiss. * cut to a 3-second clip of bee pollenating a flower * Then the hero fights against the mob single-handedly, but not without crying over a disposable sidekick who got shot by running in front of him when the villain's gun fired. The heroine, meanwhile, confronts the hero's evil mom and westernized sister, who don't accept her because she lives in a hut, and they, a mansion with many manservants. And thus, all problems are eventually resolved, with the help of 3 hours and at least 5 songs (most of them awful) because unresolved issues don't exist in Bollywood. * and scene * Yes, people, the world's largest escapist/movie industry is alive and well in a 2nd-run movie theatre in Tempe. Unfortunately, the Bollywood movies are of first-run prices (around $10). But they're there, every weekend. And so, at Pollack Tempe Cinemas on a typical Saturday night, a mix of suburban teendom waiting to see the most recent movie starring the Rock and Indian grandma's in their saris who are probably not there to see the Rock. What more could you ask for? ----------------------------------- (go to azindia.com for more info)
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