I wanna tell all the other stadiums: you should B-mo like this stadium.
It's one of the best in the MLS, for sure. Yes the field has major issues, but if you really wanna p*ss the sh** out of every team that visits, put your shiny big stadium right next to the lake, right near the downtown under the shadow of the skyscrapers (like Seattle's is, sorry don't mention Seattle around here), and it'll be so freezing cold (although they don't play from Dec to April, thankfully), that your opponents will be frozen solid.
The team that plays here is as impressive as this stadium, and when the fans fill the rafters, it becomes a truly raucous and magnificent atmosphere. I can't say enough about it. Easily 5 stars and one of the best stadiums I've ever visited in North America on every level.