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  • M "Do you have almond milk?" H "Yes, but only if you want it cold." M "What do you mean?" H "Well, almond milk doesn't froth well." M "I have them all the time and they're fine." H "Well I can make you a latte, but I won't stand by it." M "Okay, I'll take a latte then." So, yeah, worst almond milk latte I've ever had. The almond milk was clumpy and only on the surface, with black espresso undernearth. It's not that almond milk doesn't froth well, it's that you don't know how to steam it correctly. Don't offer to do it if you have no clue WTF you are doing. A total waste of $4.50. There internet wasn't working either, so I asked them to reboot their router. After I waited 10 minutes or so I could connect, but it was incredibly slow. If you're going to offer internet, offer internet. If I wanted to use a 300 baud modem I'd transport myself back to 1981. Speedtest results: PING 662ms D/L: .009 U/L: .024 Image: http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/8170/fudarkhorse.jpg It's amazing that my afternoon could be ruined by a coffee shop. #firstworldproblems
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