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  • This review is based solely on the parking lot out front, which is filled with creepy, decrepit mannequins arranged in a bizarre tableau involving a swingset, a kiddie pool and a mechanical bull. Back in the day, they used to pay a Russian chick $7 an hour to swing on the swingset and wave at passers-by...ostensibly to draw in traffic. But now...thanks to the economy, the Russian chick's job was outsourced to these mannequins. These mannequins need to form a union, because they take some serious abuse! One is strapped to the back of the mechanical bull, which is permanently set on low speed, and bucks around in disturbing slow motion allllllllllllllll niiiiiiiiiiiiiiight looooooooooong, 24/7/365. Creepy! Another mannequin is dressed like Marliyn Monroe, but....see the pics I uploaded. It's like Marilyn Monroe after the apocalypse, and all her teeth were blown out by a bomb. Some homeless woman stole her dress one time, but they recovered it with only a few new snot-stains. And it looks like someone took a baseball bat to the third mannequin. The best part is, there is a warning sign on the mechanical bull warning that trespassing might cause injury, and that the Talk of the Town assumes no liability. But it doesn't explicitly say NOT to trespass! It's basically an open invite to drunk frat boys and cracked-out homeless people to hop on and go for a ride! The swings don't even HAVE a warning sign...so many's the time I've swung there, waving at passing traffic and having a grand old time. It's like the world's funnest playground! I did go inside a few times, and it's pretty gnarly. A tiny, ultra-grungy porn shop in the front, a few super-gross arcade booths to the right, and a club full of naked chicks in the back. Wow!
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