Mediocre at best
I'm not sure that I get
Why this place is set
At more than 4 stars not less.
Yes, the place is classy and nice
And at first, I really wanted to like
The food enough to come again one night
But it wasn't that good, in hindsight.
Other reviews said service was great
But that is a statement I will debate
The waitress' "friendly" came off as fake
She threw dirty forks into one of our plates
Though it was visibly an accident
Did not say sorry or make amends
She laughed it off and didn't bend
To retrieve the other from under my friend.
The menu is varied with plenty of food
But prices are high and quite a bit lewd
Portions are decent I must include
But quality lacks and is really quite crude.
I ordered the prime rib 14oz to share
Which came as ordered medium rare
With too much fat I could not bare
The generic taste lacked love and care
'Shrooms were extra, but worth the price
Fried to perfection without any spice
My favorite part, but they could not entice
Me to return to this place twice.
-------------------- Installment 7 of poetry reviews
It wasn't terrible. It wasn't great. It was decent but so not worth the price. Coulda spent the same amount at the Keg and had a much more satisfying meal.