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  • No, thank you, but no. Here's the short of it: the sushi took FOREVER and it came out mushy, falling apart and zero flavor. We sat at the bar hoping to just grab a couple of rolls and a drink before heading out for the night. It was definitely crowded so we were lucky to find two seats together. This is the hang out for the young Elite Scottsdale douche and his girl, so lots of 30,000 dollar millionaires. He ordered a safe Captain and Coke and I made the mistake of ordering a dirty Absolut martini. It was awful, it was weird tasting, I can't even accurately describe it. I drank it so it would go away. I obviously did not have another. So our food finally comes out. We ordered a shrimp tempura roll and a spicy tuna roll. They were HUGE. I hate that, how the hell am I supposed to eat this? The chop sticks could hardly even hold the weight and size of the thing. So I pick it up... it falls apart. So that answers the "how do I eat this thing" question. The answer is: AWKWARDLY. Blah blah, I could say more but in the end, it's just not worth it to come here. The food sucks, the drinks suck, the atmosphere sucks.
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