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  • It blows my mind that this place even has three stars considering this was one of the worst meals I've had in my life. I ordered the chicken caprese panini with a strawberry smoothie. It took a while to get my food- strike one. When I got the food (I got take out), it was just awful. They should have put deli paper on the bottom of the takeout container. I only ate it ten minutes after getting it, but the bread was super soggy. Also, the bread (Which you'd think would be good), tasted like day (Maybe week) old bread that they had microwaved. It was so chewy it was inedible. The chicken was also horrendous. It was flavorless, rubbery, and had a funky taste. I took all the chicken out and gave it to my dog. "Marinated in pesto" -- such bull. The only redeeming part of the sandwich was that the tomato and cheese were edible. The smoothie was also garbage. It was sweeter than a capri sun with melted jolly ranchers. I only say that because that is how artificial it tasted. I tasted it and immediately thought I was eating some form of liquid jolly ranchers. The chips that came were also stale and over cooked. It is not that difficult to make chips and yet, Kneaders successfully messed that up. For over $10, I was horrified at the quality of this meal. You could not pay me to come back. Only in Mesa could a place like this be moderately successful. Do yourself a favor and avoid eating here like the plage-- heck, even go to Subway across the street. Subway is also trash but it is worlds better than this place.
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