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| - Border's. Barnes and Nobles. Brentano's. B. Dalton. Why do all book stores begin with a B. And why do all these chain book stores insist on selling candy, teddy bears, jewelry, food, coffee, purses etc? It's a maze of epic proportions. The signage is everywhere. Hanging from the ceiling. Plastered on the wall. Signs on the register. Too much clutter makes me run out. So, Barnes, er, um Brentano, er, oh, hell I can't even remember which B bookstore I was in. I say hire a feng shui expert or give me a 6 pack of Stella, a few hunky mover men and 6 hours and I'll organize the crap out of this place. Oh, well, they had the magazine I needed. But Leslie gets a shout our for that cuz no one else seemed to know.
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